Friendship

*Old friends r gold. New friends may be diamond.
If u get diamond, don't ever forget the gold coz
to hold a diamond u always need a base of gold..

*Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u

*It's gud to have money and the things it can buy but it's also gud to check once in a while and make sure u haven't lost the things money can't buy.... FRIENDS!

*ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding and don't break a friendship after misunderstanding


*Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God, wonderful friends like u are carefully gifted by God


Friendship is a place where dreams are nurtured, shared, celebrated, a place where happiness begins.

*A boyfriend stabs you in the heart, a stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, but best friends don't carry knives.

*Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend! Happy Friendship day!

*Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

*Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

*Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**

*FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"

*Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...

*A daily thought...

A silent tear...

A Constant wish that u r near...

Words are few but thoughts r deep...

Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!!

*Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

Funny

A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy
And when U need them urgently, they have no service.

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

Wat frustrates a Buddhu? Wen his wife delivers twins & he cant find the father of the second child.

One day i read smoking is bad, i stopped smoking. one day i read drinking is bad, i stopped drinking. one day i read SEX is bad, i stopped reading


Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks.

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.!

Fredene Text Message

SMS Versen

Funny

Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks.

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.!

Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy. Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !


A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy
And when U need them urgently, they have no service.


Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

Wat frustrates a Buddhu? Wen his wife delivers twins & he cant find the father of the second child.

One day i read smoking is bad, i stopped smoking. one day i read drinking is bad, i stopped drinking. one day i read SEX is bad, i stopped reading

Flirt SMS

Monsoon's heavy rain or Summer's top heat,
your friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me Darling, What is Sweet?
Is that You or Your Heart Beat..
If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love and care, how I wish the sun was beside me...

If I could be any part of you,
I'd be your tear.
To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes, live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.


What's the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.

Flowers will die, sun will set.. But u r my love that i wont forget..
Ur name is so precious,it will nvr grow old.. Its engraved in my HEART wit letters of Gold!

Dreaming of YOU makes my night worthwhile.
Thinking of YOU makes me Smile.
Having YOU is the best thing ever
and Loving YOU is what I plan to do FOREEVER

Friendship day

Old friends r gold. New friends may be diamond.
If u get diamond, don't ever forget the gold coz
to hold a diamond u always need a base of gold..

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.
Years may fly, tears may dry,
but my friendship with u will never die.

It's gud to have money and the things it can buy but it's also gud to check once in a while and make sure u haven't lost the things money can't buy.... FRIENDS!

Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but friendshp is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding and don't break a friendship after misunderstanding

Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God, wonderful friends like u are carefully gifted by God

Friendship is a place where dreams are nurtured, shared, celebrated, a place where happiness begins.

A boyfriend stabs you in the heart, a stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, but best friends don't carry knives.

Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend! Happy Friendship day!

love Saying

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.....

Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you.

What's Ur, important for me? Ur thinks is my breath, Ur feels become my beating, Ur breath pour in me spirit, Ur whispering awaken my whole body, Ur sight feels objective of my life, U r as much important as I, I can't imagine I can't explain, I only Love u forever.

If i could give your one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realise how special you are to me!

Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Love is a paper, life is glue,
every thing is false,
only My Love is TRUE

When situation gets you down, remember there's someone in Heaven who loves you and watches over you and there's someone on Earth who cares. I do LOVE YOU.

Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands, That's why I am thankful God, bcoz when he painted my life he included a lovely color that is YOU!

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen. When i close my eyes i see you!

Jokes

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

There are times when I fall in love with someone new,
but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

TEACHER: If u call ur mother as MUM,
Then what will u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sis?
Sardar:so simple, I will call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM

I want u...
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner....
and to say say those sweet three words to U....
"Pay The Bill"

Maths teacher: to a dull boy,
if u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to leena,
3 to tina, 4 to meena,
then what will You get?
Student: 3 Girl friends....!

Q: How do u keep ur husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

Remove your Shirt,
Remove your Pants too,
ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh....
Thanks God, Finally the suitcase is closed.

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I dont see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children?
Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.